Cool Beans

A saying used as a dismissive response to an otherwise uninteresting statement. It used to smooth over a conversation when you don't really care about what the other person has said.

It is also used by Creed Bratton of The Office.

Douche bag: Hey man, I totally hooked up with that chick on saturday.

Unimpressed listener: Cool beans

by Freaking Tommy Noble January 19, 2011

cool beans

Amazing word used in Hot Rod excessively at one point.

C-c-c-cool b-b-b-beans!!!
coo-coo-cool bee-bee-beans
cool beans used by hot rod.

by Thargh August 6, 2007

How many beans make 5

British term. A shibboleth designed to establish whether a person had learned nonsense rhyme "one bean ,two bean,a bean and a half and half a bean" from his Nanny and thereby establish upper or upper middle class origins.

" That fellow isn't our sort at all ,he doesn't even know how many beans make 5"

by Thorhalland October 18, 2008

cool beans

It is originally from Boston, when the baked beans that had just come out of the oven were cool enough to eat, the cook would announce, “Cool Beans.” It became more popular recently as a result of a Bush Beans commercial in the mid 80s, when the talking dog, Duke, said it in one of their commercials.

Mike: I got the new madden game.

Joe: Cool beans

by slimshady7 October 17, 2009

beans & rice

a phrase commonly used to indicate an "abundance" of unwanted mexicans and chinese people respectively:

beans: mexicans
rice: chinese

"last time i was at disneyland it was heavy on the beans & rice"

by Jobs87 April 30, 2007

beans beans beans beans

a catchy song.

beans beans beans beans

by Coolkid6512345 June 6, 2021

small beans

No big deal.

The February 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center was small beans compared to what happened in September 2001.

by Bromine35 July 28, 2012