Plantin' a beaner

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.

(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"

by Wackabowski June 16, 2011

Jack Bauer

A true hero, and I wanna be him, and also be IN his daughter

Jack Bauer is a fu**ing legend!

by pimpinainteasy September 15, 2003

beaner activist

A complete idiot who would rather sell out his country and economy to a bunch of wetbacks and beaners. Also known as MECHA, LA RAZA, and other ignorant morons. Typically believes that the Southwest U.S. was stolen from Mexico. Likes to coddle beaners and give them free social services at the expense of tax-paying U.S. citizens.

1. Those stupid beaner activists burned a U.S. flag downtown today.

2. Emergency rooms are closing because of beaner activists!

by John from LA December 11, 2008

beaner

a poor mexican usually known as Leo or Lee

go mow my lawn beaner

by Deeeeeeeeeeeeeee89 March 27, 2009

beater

A fat-assed white chick who dates only black guys.

Black guys have 2 sets of girlfriends. 1. Thier baby mommas, who are usually black and dont take shit from his lazy ass. 2. A usually plump blonde who submits to his every whim, usually paying for his cell-phone bills and driving him around in her red ford tempo while he smokes menthol cigarettes. He is also usually shorter than her, and a real gangsta wannabe. She gets beat around by him on occasion, hence BEATER. EG"Hey, check out that little skinny black dude with that fat-assed white blonde! SHES A BEATER!"

by Jason Hump January 17, 2008

beanerd

A nerdy Mexican.

Don't be such a beanerd dude, just take the answers for tomorrow's test!

by master_definer October 17, 2010

Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.

Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?

by jlklt1 February 14, 2012