Fanny batter

Build up of stale vaginal juices around the female sexual organ

by Terry boughton May 2, 2003

Pooping the baby batter

This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.

"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"

by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017

battery

(industrial)
A device to store elecrical energy. consisting of plates and an outer body, with electrolyte inside. There are two main types. starting batteries, and lesure batteries.

The first type offers a large starting current, to turn large starting motors on engines, requiring hundreds of amps. Found usualy in everyday motor vehicles.

The latter is used on remote installations and for leasure activites, where current is used over a long period of time, but at a lower level than starting. the current levels expected can be from 10ma upto 20A depending on situation.

batteries can be seriesed or connected in parralell to gain the correct voltage or current required.

I couldn't start the car, as it had a flat battery.

The battery was very heavy.

by spunky fresh December 28, 2005

Banter FC

Usually a word to describe a team that is in their downfall era.

Hey Alex how are Man United doing?

They are absolutely terrible and Ole needs to get sacked.
They are banter fc tbf what do you expect lmao.

by Deathy November 7, 2021

lady batter

A woman's love juice created during the state of arousal

She got so excited she squirted her lady batter for metres.

by Betty May 13, 2005

banter shag

sexual intercourse with an individual mainly for the amusing anecdote (i.e. a shag for the banter)

-Why did you shag that last night? It looked like an umpa lumpa?

-Not many people can say they've shagged an umpa lumpa, can they?

-That's true. I guess it was a good banter shag.

by gggigggi September 21, 2009

Banter Boomerang

cumming in your pants and then spinning them around your head and throwing them at a girl just like a boomerang, if you hit your target with devastating effect then you must take up your bantlers and shout LIKE.

Big jugs-"oh my god did you just jizz in your pants"
Tyson-"yeah i did and you better prepare for the banter boomerang"
Big jugs-"what?!, ouch that hit me with so much force the jizz has covered my whole face!"
Tyson" LIKE!"

by KingKir August 1, 2011