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backwards baseball cap 

Reasons for wearing your cap backwards; intelligent enough not to let it fly away, to keep hair out of your face without obstructing your veiw, all others just trying to be cool.
Losing your hat while riding down the road sucks, backwards baseball cap doesn't fly away nearly as easily.
backwards baseball cap by Jinkzy January 7, 2019

C team baseball

Group of baseball players too shitty to be on JV, they do not take anything seriously and love men
Oh did you guys here that C team baseball is playing tomorrow”

“Who gives a shit”

Uber Baseball 

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
Uber Baseball by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011

facebook baseball 

The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.
Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!

Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball

Birchmount Baseball

A house league midget team that can't play defence if their lives depended on it
"Took an easy W against Birchmount Baseball today"

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade 

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.