bagelboy

a sexy motherfucker who has a sexy ass ear oh my god he makes all the women wet

bagelboy is a certified sex god and will make you cum with just his ear.

teddy: "i literally fucking need bagelboy’s ear so bad"
anyone: "who doesn't"

by *The* Bagelboy January 11, 2021

bagelah

Follow your favorite challah dough recipe, braid it into a ring, boil and bake it.

As a lover of bagels and challah, there's nothing more delicious, than a bagelah!

by Sparkly Glickman February 6, 2021

Bagel Banger

The AD of CFSL ND

That Claydon guy is a real Bagel Banger

by Prison Mike1 June 8, 2021

Bagel Dogging

When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.

I was bagel dogging this daddy last night.

by Oinkalicious June 10, 2021

Bageling

the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”

Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!

by mitchell_swenson123 March 30, 2022

puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC August 25, 2008