Steaming Seagal

To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.

She was really into the Steaming Seagal until I started beating on her chest and saying one liners.

by kdogg76 July 30, 2015

steam turbine

Refer's to a sex session where the movement begins slow, and as the man and woman begin to sweat more, they are driven to increase the tempo, power, and volume of the sex session until one of them achieves an orgasm of such force that it causes one or both parties to release a "WWOOOOOOOOOOO" type noise, and both seize up due to muscle fatigue.

I was hoping for a simple quickie.. but after things got going.. it just turned into a steam turbine and we couldn't stop ourselves! And that is why I have charlie horses in both legs.

by SavageValatina July 24, 2017

Steam dragon

The shit you take after eating spicy ass Chinese food

Oh god I ate way too much Panda Kung pao I feel a steam dragon brewing!)

by Clit Commander 411 February 26, 2017

steam clever

When ur boyfriend farts on your vagina and it cuts through your vagina lips

Me and my boyfriend were cuddling in bed and I was the big spoon and he left me a mean steam clever

by Steam clever March 26, 2018

steam blower

an act performed while a member of the opposite sex performs oral sex and actually blows on your penis like a breathilizer test casuing a burning sensation that runs through your penis.

"krisitn really has a habit of blowing steam."

by tony the don December 14, 2003

steaming belleville

This is an Army term involving the "Belleville" boot and how to shine said boot. You must first drop trow and poop out a perfect turd log into your hand and then shine your boots with the fecal matter.

Friend 1: "Formation is in 30 minutes and my boots are cruddy!"

Friend 2: "No problem, a steaming belleville will fix that in no time"

by Wayne guy March 19, 2007

steaming corpse

A very cold Dead Body, releasing steam. Therefore, it must be... Steaming Corpse!
Ahh!
See: Kadaver, dead body, Nasty

I was clubbed so hard, that i became a steaming corpse, in seconds.

by Kurt June 08, 2004