Anal Stick

A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges

Woman: I’m sooooo lonely

Man: Try an anal stick :)

by Gp24 April 27, 2020

Anal Blossom

When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.

Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!

by DonkeyDicks121 December 22, 2020

Anal gape

When u take to many peckers in the asswhole

Ron : billie fucked jane in the butt last night but he realized she had a huge anal gape.

Rick: that's narley

by GGlad February 2, 2021

anal beader

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus

Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.

by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022

Anal Jihad

The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.

"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Anal Bum Cover

Noun Invented by actor Sean Connery, the anal bum cover provides a secure and protective barrier for your anus. Useful while being incarcerated in a federal prison.

"I've spent years trying to perfect the anal bum cover, failing to do so has been my greatest regret." - Sean Connery (While on Celebrity Jeopardy)

by Joe_Rombie February 9, 2009

anal retentive

A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."

My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.

by Jonathan May 8, 2004