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Alcohol Instrokification

Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!
by Joshua Berls August 17, 2009
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Alcohol

The liquid Gold that makes this S#!T life bearable.
Alcohol 🍾🍷- Noun, when a dumb ass asks? "How to look after your mental well-being in a crisis" Solution - Alcohol ~ Urban Dictionary.
by The Silicon Jaguar July 6, 2021
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Alcohol

The HARAM shit most dads drink
Friend: yo bro do you want a glass of alcohol

Quran reading mega Muslim: ASTUGFURALLAH
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Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference
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motivation alcohol

Alcohol that you acquire throughout your work day, preferably delivered to you, that will be ready to drink the second you are home from or done work.
Ah man I have so much work to do... I'll order some motivation alcohol and see if that helps me get stuff done.
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Undercover alcoholic

by Theradgeorge December 5, 2015
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Alcohol dependence

An 18yo white girl
1: I think I have alcohol dependence
2: Well, of course, you do, you're an 18yo white girl
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