Skip to main content

Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020
mugGet the Alanmug.

Alan Resnick

Alan Resnick (or just 'Resnick'), is a comedian, performance artist, actor, and director. As he made and/or directed, "THHPII" (abbreviated from "This House Has People In It"), "Unedited Footage of a Bear", "alantutorial", "Visitor Information", "May I Please Enter?", "Entering", etc.
Resnick also depicts himself in his fictional character roles as a little kid, which may or may not have autism, and always speaks in a soft/timid tone of voice.
He also hosts/co-hosts EGI 2, a gaming review/talkshow hosted on Twitch.
A: Yo 'B', do you know who played that "alantutorial" character?
B: Oh, it's Alan Resnick.
by Leive Piper February 7, 2025
mugGet the Alan Resnickmug.

Alan walker

Overrated generic trashy pop shit music maker from norway. He constantly remakes and copy&pastes music from other people because he can't make any original good music.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.
Fuck alan walker, he uses ghost producer. That guy is untalented trash.
by 4nt1n0rm13 January 20, 2024
mugGet the Alan walkermug.

alan

The prettiest most amazing person in the entire world like so amazing it's unreal
For example omg do you see that guy over there!? He's so pretty!

Oh yeah that must be Alan
by 🫶🏻🫶🏻 June 21, 2022
mugGet the alanmug.

Alan alkadoo

man with a huge Cock
Oh wow is that Alan alkadoo wow alan big pp
by Alan Alkadoo lover November 23, 2021
mugGet the Alan alkadoomug.

Alan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.
Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?

Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.

Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)
by anonymous November 21, 2021
mugGet the Alanmug.

commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
mugGet the commit alanmug.

Share this definition