adultery pad

A residence whose main or sole purpose is to host extramarital affairs. Adultery pads are commonly, but not exclusively, owned by wealthy, married men.

Instead of meeting his mistress at the Ritz Carlton, John entertained her at his adultery pad, a luxurious condominium in Laguna Beach.

adultery pad by cdavischicago April 14, 2010

Adultage 

The act of being adult like.

Thou shall not commit adultage.

Adultage by FoggyJohn November 26, 2019

adulting 

When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married, and buy a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic

"Got into Harvard for being top 1% of my class and my parents still remind me how my brother was in the 0.01% bc he knocked up his GF with an IUD...he's just adulting way too hard"

adulting by Cbum1898 July 20, 2021

young adulthood

Time in which you receive your first hair down there.

You know Steve he finally hit young adulthood.

young adulthood by wolffman21 November 29, 2016

tele adulterer 

One person in a relationship that watches a tv series without the other their significant other.

You're a tele adulterer for watching Outlander without me!

tele adulterer by Sannock September 29, 2019

Club Adultery 

Club Adultery is the worst form of adultery on the plant, this version does not involve cheating on a girlfriend, wife, or fiancé. It mean you have cheated on your one true love, your Favourite football club. This should be punishable by death but unfortunately the UK legal Authorities do not recognise what is regarded as an ‘immoral capital offence’

Kyle just bought a Ranger T-shirt as a Celtic fan thats ‘Club Adultery’

Club Adultery by Hiya kid November 9, 2021

Aulton

Probably one of the best friends one could have. Confident, funny and smart.

You are such an Aulton bro

Aulton by Raccoon King134 February 17, 2021