The name of my soon-to-be ex wife. I’m glad everyone I once knew chose her lies over me.
Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.
Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.
Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.
I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.
You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.
Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.
Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.
Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.
I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.
You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.
by HandlesEverywhere March 2, 2025
Get the Sammymug. A creature that is able to eat buliding and, if left unsatisfied can turn into a massive being who will unlock thier full potential and possibly eat its loved ones. On other planets they have been recorded to eat the very surface of the planet and still ask for seconds. Russia is currently working on an Army of Sammy creature so that they may one day consume all that lies ahead of them and take over the planet.
Daniel:Omg what happend on 9/11?
Kevin: Sammy came out and ate the two bulidings the news says planes so that people dont get scared.
Kevin: Sammy came out and ate the two bulidings the news says planes so that people dont get scared.
by Osma Bin Lyftin since 2003 March 20, 2019
Get the Sammymug. Sammy Blammy is a wild creature that can be identified by his various yups, bricks, and other high pitched noises.
by Epicgamer4652 January 21, 2023
Get the Sammy Blammymug. An idiot in your friend group who does not take anything seriously and is overall a massive troll, can also mean charming or hilarous.
by Sammyman51 November 7, 2020
Get the Sammymug. by Radar Cheddar November 21, 2020
Get the sammimug. A lost Spongebob Squarepants episode, which is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a worker from Nickelodeon who was murdered by Nickelodeon. It is said that the reason he was killed was because he found out Nick was hipnotizing children
by A134.00 June 6, 2019
Get the Sammy Salabularmug. literal, sexiest person in the would he is so hot is so hot they could be the sun. if you seem the
you would die on how hot they are.<3
you would die on how hot they are.<3
Sammy is so hot.
by Fl0w3r_b0y April 8, 2022
Get the Sammymug.