Jared Dixon

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.
by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021
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Jared Dixon

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.
by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021
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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks
by Christophlak May 29, 2024
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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears
by Christophlak June 19, 2024
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Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls
by Christophlak March 31, 2024
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Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly
Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”
by Keeks maleeks February 26, 2022
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Jared Triolo

One of the best baseball players to play the game.

Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
"Jared Triolo hits piss-missiles"
by D1 Glazer December 04, 2023
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