Stewing

The act of sitting/lying very still on a comfy surface, wrapped in blankets and wearing big hoodies for a long period of time. Often combined with watching tv, dozing and/or scrolling TikTok.

Noah: "where have you been all day Sam?"

Sam: "stewing"

by barkingatthebirds February 13, 2023

Boy-stew

At least two men, soaking it up in a tub of warm or hot water.

We should get an aprés ski boy-stew goin'

by Stezboi October 28, 2023

Stewed

To really screw something up

Wow man, the Lions really stewed this championship game

by Cool word guy January 28, 2024

Jordanian stew

A term used right before you slap someone that is drunk or getting close to passing out. It’s a split second fair warning for the person being slapped.

Nate was really drunk at the bar so I Jordanian stewed him. He was good to go after that and partied like a rockstar the rest of the night.

by BAGMS December 5, 2023

Sussy Stew

Liquid diarrhea at times when you don’t expect it.

I was at football practice, then all of the sudden I felt the need to go create some sussy stew.

by Kixelpeak December 12, 2023

Big stew

Big stew, lemme say, big stew is a real chunck. He brings the meat hard. And you better be ready. Big stew is one of a kind, he rlly wants that monkey puss. He needs that monkey puss. He’s got that 13 inch stiff and he needs to yank that shit till he pounds your girlfriend.

“Omg who’s that big ears mr chunck. ITS BIG STEW. FUCK ME HARD BIG STEW WITH THAT BIG BUSHY STIFF

by Boibitches December 9, 2018

Stew meat

Roadkill which has been not only rained on, but further obliterated.

That animal was just roadkill until you hit it in the rain, now it's stew meat.

by Shitstick1969 October 16, 2018