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Snack Pack

A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.

Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.

Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.

Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)

Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm

Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!

PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.
Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)
by Thrasher Brasher July 7, 2020
mugGet the Snack Packmug.

Scooby Snacks

The small chunks of fecal matter accidentally ingested while eating ass.
Tyler: "Dude, how was your hook-up with Brittany?"
Marc: "It was terrible bro, I was eating her ass and I kept getting Scooby Snacks stuck in my teeth!"
by Dr. Michael Degen May 18, 2016
mugGet the Scooby Snacksmug.

Goose Snack

You last night I got the Goose Snack! It was epic
by Goose Snack November 3, 2021
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Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.
Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.
by loloctopus February 14, 2013
mugGet the Snack Jammug.

Sweat Snack

(V)The act of snacking on your girlfriend after you've had your way with her. This is usually done using a straw or wooden spoon
I'm goin over to my Old Lady's house for a Sweat Snack and a movie.
by Lazy Larry Lord January 2, 2009
mugGet the Sweat Snackmug.

Bitch Snack

Equating someone or their genitalia to a small meal for women that no red blooded male would be bothered eating.
"Man that guy in the corner has been staring at me all night im gonna punch his face in"

"Nah dont worry bout him he's just a Bitch snack"

"Dude my girlfriend actually likes that Justin Bieber Kid"

"Really? Man he is such a Bitch Snack"

"Man i saw that guy in the locker room the other day his dick is a Bitch Snack"
by Darth Aza January 8, 2012
mugGet the Bitch Snackmug.

cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.
I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+
by Fat Washington September 26, 2018
mugGet the cyclops snacksmug.

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