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Damned to hell by a bitch

The act of a bitch saying "God damn you to hell".
Then you slap her. She goes "Ow!"
She gets mad and you wasted over $100 on a bitch that you pissed off.
You tell your wife and she says: "That bitch!" then you slaps you.

You get mad and stab her. She says: "I hope you get 'damned to hell by a bitch' again you bastard!"
She calls the cops and you go to jail for four years for assault.
So we all learned something. Don't get a whore and/or bitch.
Bitch: Hey!
You: What!?!?
Bitch: Damn you to hell!
You: Gr! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* How that feel bitch?
Bitch: Damn you!!!!
You: I want my $189 back!
Bitch: I'm keeping it!
You: Damn it! I got damned to hell by a bitch!
You walk home
Wife: Where you been?
You: Shut up bitch! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Stab*
Wife: Ow!!! Help! WTF was that for?
You: Go the hell!
Wife: Damn you to hell!
2 weeks later you lose you lose you case and you are sent to jail
You: Crap!!
Prisoner: Get over here! And make daddy happy!
by MadeForDeathDEFINISIONS January 26, 2011
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flipped a bitch

To have a girl have sex with multiple people at your request.
Me and my cousin flipped a bitch from 7mile the other day.
by damon bell April 24, 2008
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cock fucking son of a bitch

people who deserve the upmost hatred.for their stupidity
you: john give me your spare pencil for the test 6th hour

john: no

you: you cock fucking son of a bitch give me your pencil now.
by william h. October 17, 2005
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sandbaggin son of a bitch

n; a person proficient in the art of bullshitting or embellishing in regard to a personal story. The story usually has to do with sexual escapades and/or improbable meetings with famous peoples.
A.
Person 1: Seamus, did I tell you about the time I motorboated Laura Bush?
Person 2: You sandbaggin son of a bitch!

B.
Let me tell you, that Seamus is a real sandbaggin son of a bitch!
by Jimmy the Geek October 17, 2006
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flipped a bitch

The cop drove by me and flipped a bitch when he saw my expired tags.
by Genofam January 20, 2009
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goddamn son of a bitch

a person that is always a pussy because they always do the right thing.
Randy: Dude, why did you not fuck that bitch last night?

Jonathon: She was way to drunk last night

Randy: You are such a goddamn son of a bitch
by nyg1fan October 20, 2009
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imma knock a bitch out

An expression used in circumstances of extreme duress and frustration, when all options are exhausted save physical violence.
Tawnya - Do you sell titties here?
Sales Clerk - I'm sorry, we only carry weaves.
Tawnya - Well, imma knock a bitch out!

sales register at the supermarket Can I help who's next in line?
Old lady - (cutting in front of line) Oh me! Me!
Tawnya - Oh hell no, did this bitch just... ah hell, imma knock a bitch OUT!
by **Timberly** June 25, 2006
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