King Moment

1) The opposite of a Bruh Moment. Used to describe times when a man exemplifies the virtues of confidence, extreme charisma, and power.

2) An ironic term to describe a man who is completely fucking up but isn't even aware of it.

1) Theodore Roosevelt finishing a speech after getting shot in the chest was the biggest King Moment in US history

2) Jeff wore a cape to work and tripped on it. King Moment.

by Baldorf October 9, 2019

Palmer Moment

When someone makes a joke that is intended to be funny but literally no one laughs.

Palmer: *insert bad joke*
Everyone else: *complete and utter silence* 😐
Person 1: “Palmer moment”
Everyone else: *laughs historically”

by cmcgi21 March 18, 2021

blond moment

1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have one either on purpose or by accident. dont mistake it with stupid .

{ a accidental blond moment)
Bob: Where is my pencil?
Tim: In your hand dumbass!

by The adventures of Bob and Tim September 22, 2005

Isha moment

When a usually dumb person has a bright moment.
~Named after the usually stupid Isha B.

Caleb: “9+10=19, not 21...”
Joey: “Oh my God, dude, you totally just had an Isha moment!”

by Yellurple December 3, 2018

Kumbaya moment

when management tries to create camaraderie amongst employees through a group activity, usually involving food and or drink.

I would really like to skip out on that lunch meeting, but I know the boss is looking forward to that kumbaya moment. I really hope we don't have to sing.

by winkles76 May 21, 2010

bruh moment

when you're dumb friend uses "you're" in the wrong context

that was a total bruh moment my guy

by Its6PM May 8, 2019

spur of the moment

Spur of the moment means to do something on impulse, without any forward planning. This could be due to fear, or as such, another emotion. The majority of people confuse this with 'spare of the moment', which in itself is an incorrect statement.

"I asked her to marry me, on the spur of the moment"
"what did she say?"
"she loved the spontanity of it"

by yoodoll October 4, 2009