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yogurt bubbles

Wow! Look at those cool yogurt bubbles!
by Yogurt Bubbles April 15, 2017
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Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.
John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.
by Stevief150 July 23, 2015
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Yogurt Flakes

Yogurt Flakes occurs when ejaculate solidifies in the hair or body hair of a man or woman.
"eww sick man, got out of the hot tub at the gym and i was coated in yogurt flakes"
by chunk knuckle February 28, 2010
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Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc
for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.
by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006
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Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.
The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...
by Chucknasty December 21, 2016
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Yogurt

Very good for you, healthy, and nutritious. Anyone who thinks yogurt is bacteria is a fucking gooofball.
Yogurt is so good for you man!
by Carbrajeddyl September 6, 2021
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Call it a yogurt

A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.
"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."
by lulucio March 27, 2025
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