Floating

The same as being tipsy, but for when you smoke the ganja.

Bro those two hits just left me floating.

by Balamtoumg Palace February 17, 2021

Your boat don't float

Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..

Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 5, 2021

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

Rootbeer Float

While your female partner drinks an A&W rootbeer . You cum in her mouth then drink it as she pours it into your mouth

Yo, guess what ? I tried the all new very sexy drink called the rootbeer float, you should try it with your woman next time you get A&W.

by Makito-X April 20, 2021

Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

by Flidadoid101 May 5, 2021

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004