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Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

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When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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Nig-a-wig

A jerry curled hair piece worn by a young Caucasian male growing up in an economically depressed area where the predominantly black population would beat him tirelessly.
Did you seeing Timmy get his ass beat by Jamal and Tre’von? They thumped him so hard his nig-a-wig went flying.
by Decourcey September 28, 2023
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Bixum wig

A bixum wig is a slang term for stupid, dumb, undesirable etc. it is used as a rude remark.

Bixum wig is also an offensive hand gesture, make the heavy metal sign with you hand, but have your thumb connect with your pinky finger. It will look like your pointing basically. This has similar meaning to flipping the middle finger, it just means you don't like the person, or they are stupid.
My home room teacher is a stupid, dumb, lazy bixum wig.

My mom is acting like a bixum wig.
by Eternalflame666 May 4, 2014
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Chaim Wigs

Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs
KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band
by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021
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Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.
If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.
by Beanaeb November 21, 2011
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Wig

Short for 'wig out' meaning 'freak out'
1: bro check this OUT, you won't believe it, it will make you WIG
2: pssh nah, lemme see. Show me
1: *shows 2 the thing*
2: 🤯
by SmiLeyP October 1, 2022
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British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig
I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!
by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019
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