beached whale

similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.

the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.

JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.

To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.

by HitStick93 April 6, 2010

Whale Blast

A large uncontrollable explosion of sperm. similar to that that a whale might produce.

Dude, last night i whale blasted all over the place.
She was shocked when i whale blasted.

by BMO69 April 18, 2010

Whale Sail

The bottom belly roll of a morbidly obese woman.

I was about to bang this fat chick and totally had to lift her whale sail to get to her poon.

by LPrez November 25, 2009

whale-ko

A rather large human being who eats everything in sight. They get out of breath from walking up stairs and enjoys buffets.

"Who's that girl over there with her head in the fridge?"
"Oh, just Whale-ko"

by Da Nun December 2, 2009

Blood Whale

A mythical sword only belonging to the most amazing.

All hail! Septima! Queen of the Septic tanks! Wielder of Blood Whale!!

by everstar January 20, 2009

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

whale houdini

The act of completing a houdini while having sex with a fat girl.

My friends would have made fun of me for having sex with her so I pulled a whale houdini and jizzed in her face. Now my friends make fun of her

by floridalion May 12, 2014