Finger Weeper

A woman that cries when fingering herself

She wasn’t just loud in bed — she was a full-blown finger weeper, soaking the sheets with tears and everything else

You look like trouble… tell me, are you the kind of girl who cries when she comes? Or should I be ready to meet a real finger weeper tonight

She calls herself an emotional lover — nah, she’s just a finger weeper with a waterproof mattress

by Smart Mark 007 July 15, 2025

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

Soothing the weeping Cyclops

Male masterbation

"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."

by Reverend War June 13, 2018

Another 300 weeks

Beating someone up so badly that they go 300 weeks ahead of time

Im going to send you another 300 weeks

by Ultradeath August 8, 2018

steep n’ weep

The act of crying, or, “weeping,” immediately following a T-bagging.

Can apply to either party involved in the T-bagging, or, “Steeping.”

My tinder date last week let me T-bag her. But it reminded me of my X. So I pulled the OL’ steep n’ weep.

by stevey-cakes October 2, 2020

hierdie artikel is 'een weesbladsy

I really dont know what she wants to tell me with that oO?

Whatsapp:

She:😍💋
Me: yay!
She: hierdie artikel is 'een weesbladsy

by Kotschwan-Z July 3, 2021