bucket of water

A person who is full of themselves.

"You bucket of water."

by The_Real_Steven_Hawking January 31, 2018

Water Pisstol

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.

''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''

by Wateryanus September 10, 2012

Dinner Water

When you go out to eat at a restaurant and all you order is a glass of water.

I skipped dinner last night. The crew went out to eat at some new fusion food restaurant and the menu was terrible, so I just ordered a Dinner Water.

by OnABeerBudget September 17, 2011

water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.

A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

Water Clown

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.

The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.

by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009

water log

When a male holds their pee so long they get a boner.

Yesterday Josh got a water log at the concert because he didn't want to miss the next song.

by The hood dweller August 1, 2008