Washington Monument

It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.

Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"

Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"

Person two: "Oh... OH!?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Washington Redskins

A very very iconic team name that never should have been changed in the first place because of the people that's very sensitive in this generation and The people that do not know that the logo was made by a native

"hail to the Washington Redskins!"

by GoatedDynamite September 12, 2021

Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom

A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"

by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009

georga washing machine

When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water

"What happened to little Timmy?"

"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"

by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017

A walking erection

Meaning that your always turned on.

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..

by Minediie November 29, 2017

Straight-Washing

The abominable act of appropriating queer culture to turn it “straighter”.

Friend 1: “Why’d you in-bedazzle my cowboy boots?”
Friend 2: “Because Straight-Washing is the new fab shit!”

by DrunkenSamurai June 23, 2018

The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ

A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension

She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ

by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018