wanker

A man that enjoys masturbation also a common insult.

Don't be such a wanker!

by SarahSpastic May 12, 2008

Wankers Crisps

A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.

The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)

I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.

by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010

burberrious wankerous

the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...

Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.

by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005

Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

Wanker Sore

Sores on one's genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. A play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.

Why are you walking funny?

I stayed up all night masturbating and the wanker sores are killing me!

by MerkXRTurbo March 13, 2011

Bush-Wacked

When one is walking along and is suddenly struck by a bush or tree limb.

Richard: "I just ran straight into that tree branch. I've been bush-wacked!"

by DickDeLong June 29, 2011

Gym Wanker

Defined by the overly aggressive wrist action exhibited whilst mixing a protein drink after a gym session, the Gym Wanker is demonstrating to as larger audience as possible how hard the workout was and how strong the burn

Chris is a proper Gym Wanker, standing in the office after a lunch session getting his shake on...

by Buckers June 11, 2014