coffee worshipper

A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.

That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat

by blofled1965 March 19, 2013

It’s national worship Mike Day

This is when you go and do whatever a person named Mike says.

Bro it’s national worship Mike day.

by Mike Fav April 12, 2020

rungaha remagaha woraha teleha etoyamtee ramgay

Long long ago, 1000 years before the kingdom of Ruraiharapur (present day Mangolia) was established, the king Vapashtra I and his descendants, Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay, and his grandson, Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay was born in 2009. Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay has king Vapashtra I's ancestry. His family history includes, Vapashtra I's son, Prince Lansapuram, married Princess Maharashtra, in fact, the Indian State Maharashtra was named after Princess Maharashtra. They had a son named Mumbaisetri. The Indian city of Mumbai was named after him. 600 years later, Mumbaisetri's great-great-great-great grandson, Mahanaga Rehasi Hamajagah Lamsaobaygio Bị Xỉu Rồi married Sansansi Pupunang Yamtee Ramgay, and had a son named Susasapay Palasau Yamtee Ramgay. His grandson would be Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay and his great-great grandson would be Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay.

I can't believe it! I didn't know that Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay have Vapashtra I's ancestry!

by hund11111 December 23, 2022

Gay Worthy

Any fashion, decor, restaurant, hotel, publication, cocktail, etc. displayed by a straight man and deemed worthy enough to be approved by the highly discerning tastes of a gay man.

Strait Lewis: "Welcome. Come on in. Can I make you Grey Goose Cosmo?"

Gay Rob: "Of course! Do you even have to ask? Oh my God, your home is absolutely fabulous!"

Straight Lewis: "Yes, I would say that I have a seamlessly blended eclectic mix of pieces ranging from the neoclassical era to the mid-century aesthetic."

Gay Rob: "Well, it is definitely gay worthy!"

by Lewis Ebersole January 29, 2008

fart worthy

definition 1:
When someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their asshole.

definition 2:

When an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them "fart-worthy" despite their physical appearance.

example 1:
dude 1: "Dude, did you see Pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah dude, I saw her. She looked absolutely fart worthy last night."

example 2:
"Michelle told me she thinks Jay Z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but I think he looks like a camel."

by mytchiemitch October 10, 2009

Skittle Worthy

to be skittle worthy one must be hott, sexy and have a hella sexy body.

There is a skittle commercial where the guy can turn anything he touches into skittles. Therefore, when you are called skittle worthy your shirt/pants/or other clothing is thought to be touched and turned into skittles, so there is no more clothes.

Damn, Nick is skittle worthy.
Hey, ya know that Dusty kid, he is totally skittle worthy.
I woke up next to Kyle Clark this morning, all i remember was damn he was skittle worthy.

by Dana S March 3, 2008

Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009