Blood Whale

A mythical sword only belonging to the most amazing.

All hail! Septima! Queen of the Septic tanks! Wielder of Blood Whale!!

by everstar January 20, 2009

Whale gang

People with massive pps and are super good and cool they also prefer whales over turtles because whales are amazing and whale gang members always have each other’s back

Yo Man U part of the whale gang

by Whale gang March 22, 2020

Scarred Whale

A suicidal fat kid who binge eats.

"Hey James did you see the Scarred Whale pass by us."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by Denna123 January 15, 2022

whale threesome

The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.

The other night, after Scott fell asleep, my girlfriend and I had a whale threesome with him.

by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016

Sneaky whale

The art of sneaking an obese female into your friends house/apartment, without them knowing

Friend 1: me and Steven are going to

the club tonight

Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.

by Grifmiester November 27, 2019

whale sex

idk its cool yay

finn: did you see those whales
Max: yeah they were having whale sex
Finn: yeh
Max: yeh Finn rieniets

Finn: yes Max downs thats the proof

by deveta124372726347345y5u4 3nr February 7, 2021