fucktard virus

When you hang around someone that acts like a fucktard and you start acting like a fucktard , you have caught the fucktard virus

Dude you hung around that fucktard for so long you caught his fucktard virus.

by Sarawr419 March 21, 2017

The GOAT Virus

Virus that began at the end of 2022 that congest the throat and cusses respiratory issues.

He kept trying to clear his throat, because he had the illness caused by The GOAT Virus.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2022

Julian Virus

When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.

"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"

"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"

by clutchie112 March 21, 2024

virus car club

People who are reckless and drive squated pos of trucks

People who don’t like finishing there lift and squat to pee are In virus car club

by That blue c20 October 13, 2021

Coors Light Virus

A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.

Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.

by SSMGod5136 March 16, 2020

HI virus

Stands for HIV and is the only positive thing in my entire life.

Doctor: "I'm sorry to tell you that, but you're diagnosed with the HI virus."
Karen: "It comes from the vaccines!"

by Donerank December 15, 2020

Quinnta Virus

Internet like Matthew Quinn's

"Omgg I think my computer has the Quinnta virussssss"

by God of Mischief Loki December 06, 2021