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Turkish Delight

Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"

adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement

From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite

see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al
"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"

"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."
by Ultrahadeen May 1, 2008
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turkish meatball

when you ball up a piece of shit and fry it, then serving it to a close friend
My roommate told me how he served his little brother a Turkish Meatball the week before leaving for college.
by jordy ross March 5, 2009
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Turkish Eye Opener

A hot cup of Turkish coffee, that has a piece of hashish melted in it. It's effect is strong and fast.
I have no plans for today. I gonna make myself a nice cup of Turkish eye opener.
by hakoOo January 18, 2008
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Turkish Growler

a mass of pubic hair poking out around a girls undergarment or swimwear
Fucking hell love, you better sort your Turkish growler out before we get to the beach.
by Mike.Hunt October 3, 2011
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Turkish Exit

When someone "leaves" an event before ever arriving, aka when an invitation is never accepted (the declination is often expected). Usually refers to repeated activity, occurring with a friend who always has a soft excuse when invited to hang out.
J: "Did you invite Burak"
Z: "yeah"
J: "Is he coming"
Z: "No, he's pulling a Turkish Exit"
J: "You can't blame him, it's in his blood"
by Fart McAdams November 29, 2010
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Turkish Hair Dryer

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.
During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012
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Turkish Cream Pie

This happens when a guy cums in girls asshole, then she sharts the cum and shit back onto the guy.
I think Nathan got Turkish Cream Pied because hes being a dick.
by ROAD HOUSE September 1, 2016
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