by stink bug September 27, 2012
Get the Turd Smoke mug.Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.
Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."
Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."
Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."
by Crap Master Young December 7, 2011
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guy2: what do u mean?
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by Infamous_amos500 June 16, 2011
Get the turd vulture mug.A Social Turd is a term which can be used for two main reasons:
1) To describe something most unpleasant and obscene upon the eye in society. A someone or something which has figuratively taken a large stinking crap on a community.
2) The very opposite of a Social Butterfly, now this particular variety of humanity, differs from your mundane Wallflower - it is someone who is mute for a large amount of time until the occasion arises and they vocalise unpleasant comments in a situation, thus, dropping a log in a public place.
1) To describe something most unpleasant and obscene upon the eye in society. A someone or something which has figuratively taken a large stinking crap on a community.
2) The very opposite of a Social Butterfly, now this particular variety of humanity, differs from your mundane Wallflower - it is someone who is mute for a large amount of time until the occasion arises and they vocalise unpleasant comments in a situation, thus, dropping a log in a public place.
Use your imagination for the following:
1) I take a stroll through a public place and I see a newly ‘in love’ couple - chewing each other’s faces off.
This is a Social Turd because the young nor the elderly or any age between need to see two faces combining like something from Alien. Also, there is no need to remind the sad members of your community of their singleness!
2) “We need a Social Turd ‘scoop up’ !” exclaimed the snobbish, job’s worth from the local neighbourhood watch, with a fake accent.
3) A group of teen females strut down the school corridor on none school uniform day: their attire is cheap Primark leggings and a cropped toothpaste stained hoodie. These young women who are our future, sport not Camel Toes but entire Camel Hooves! A true Social Turd.
1) I take a stroll through a public place and I see a newly ‘in love’ couple - chewing each other’s faces off.
This is a Social Turd because the young nor the elderly or any age between need to see two faces combining like something from Alien. Also, there is no need to remind the sad members of your community of their singleness!
2) “We need a Social Turd ‘scoop up’ !” exclaimed the snobbish, job’s worth from the local neighbourhood watch, with a fake accent.
3) A group of teen females strut down the school corridor on none school uniform day: their attire is cheap Primark leggings and a cropped toothpaste stained hoodie. These young women who are our future, sport not Camel Toes but entire Camel Hooves! A true Social Turd.
by Uncle Geoffrey January 16, 2020
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Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.
Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.
by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022
Get the Turd Cooker mug.When you drop unnecessary, unfounded, negative ideas or concerns in a conversation ... and then fail to provide any evidence or specificity to explain your negativity.
Why doesn't Bob KNOW FOR A MATTER OF FACT if we are compliant ... and if not tell us WHERE we are failing ... instead of just coiling doom turds in the middle of the floor!!
by itcheh November 12, 2021
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