banana turd

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me

That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

Doom turd

When you drop unnecessary, unfounded, negative ideas or concerns in a conversation ... and then fail to provide any evidence or specificity to explain your negativity.

Why doesn't Bob KNOW FOR A MATTER OF FACT if we are compliant ... and if not tell us WHERE we are failing ... instead of just coiling doom turds in the middle of the floor!!

by itcheh November 12, 2021

Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop

Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.

by stink bug September 27, 2012

Turd-Loader

Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.

Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."

Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."

by Crap Master Young December 7, 2011

turd vulture

when your toilet isnt working and your turd spins continually in a vulture-like motion

guy 1: dude ur toilets busted

guy2: what do u mean?

guy 1: well u got a major turd vulture in there...

guy2: wow...

by Infamous_amos500 June 16, 2011

Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.

Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.

by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023

turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.

Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.

by Turler August 3, 2018