Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
by nestegg November 20, 2020
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Green Tunnel Syndrome

When double decker buses hit trees that overhang roads and carve their shape in the foliage, causing the 'green tunnel'.
by sasasgreensam May 22, 2009
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Fudge tunnel engineer

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.
I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!
by Piss Stained Log July 07, 2016
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Selfie Tunnel Syndrome

Chronic, progressive ache in the arm from taking too many selfies.
Doctor put my arm in a sling, urged I put my cell phone in the drawer. Diagnosis: "Selfie Tunnel Syndrome."
by pajaru April 03, 2019
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Boston Wind Tunnel

Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.
"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"
by The green power ranger February 11, 2016
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Indonesian Wind Tunnel

When a woman clenches her vaginal wall with the males penis inside her making a tighter sensation for the man
Frosty last night gave me an Indonesian wind tunnel it was great
by MufcMixer August 22, 2021
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Clappal Tunnel Syndrom

Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.
Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"
by Raleighwood May 27, 2011
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