snail tracks

When performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there clitoris on the customer's pants. During this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural sex lubricants will seep out of her vagina onto the recipiant of the lap dance.

After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.

DoocheBag 1: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh

by JayC2008 August 21, 2008

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Track Gatorade

The art of mixing blue u and gatorade to create the ultimate mix of alchohol and electroytes... VERY STEALTHY (desn't the powerful smell or taste of alchohol).. originated in 2006 at LHS..

TRACK GATORADE=
1. 1/2 blue gatorade
2. 1/2 blu uv
3. 1 really long and boring track meet with no adderall to make it interesting..
4. Not being able to throw the shotput straight at the end of day... PRICELESS

by BASS_MASTER (of the shotput) March 6, 2009

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Track Mansion

a large "up scale house" that, although large, is not of quality architecture. They are usually built by big construction companies who found importance not in the quality of the building, but the distance in which the development spanned.

These mansions are usually very similar, what makes them different is how many marble columns are at their front porch or how far they imported their cement lions from.

use in a sentence:

"that bitch thinks her house is so god damn nice... but she lives in a really shitty track mansion and doesn't know it."

See- the mansion of Arrested Development. Perfect example.

OR

Anything with a 20,000 budget or more on HGTV.

Anything that people "like" on HGTV

OR

Anything that you saw your favorite porn star living in on MTV Cribs.

by arkitect June 13, 2009

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Track Peeping Prick (TPP)

Some jackass looking over your shoulder to see what you have bet at a horse track or greyhound track. After you have handicapped the race this person is trying to cut your odds- by betting what you bet- he/she is a TPP Track Peeping Prick

"Hey dude watch the guy in the yellow shirt, he is Track Peeping Prick (TPP) and he is following you.

by jbird12 August 5, 2009

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trackone

The general engineering program at the University of Toronto. TrackOnes aka T1s have very similar courses to the electrical and computer engineers. Their calculus course is more advanced than engsci. Trackone is truly awesome sauce. Every engineer wished they were a trackone.

Joe is a trackone student.

Hey Joe arent you 1T4T1??

Jane says, "I wish I did trackone".

Joe, T1 student, says wtf is this linear algebra??

by atmyorgy October 5, 2010

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