Toastersexual

1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).

2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.

Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?

Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...

Bob: That means you're toastersexual!

by ifucktoasters.com September 7, 2012

toaster

Character from the episode "Waiting for God" from series 1 of the BBC Red Dwarf tv-series. Toaster is actually a more or less intelligent device, used for toasting bread and for conversation. But the topic of conversation is quite toast related.

Toaster: "I toast, therefore I am"

by Aart May 20, 2005

dont bring koolaid to a grown mans party

has multiple definitons

1. meaning to bring your A game to wherever you go

2. when going to a party to bring alcohol

Damn man you got your ass layed out, you know this shit man, dont bring koolaid to a grown mans party.

by columbus kid March 10, 2008

toaser

without a toaster; toasterless

I usually crisp my bread in the oven, so that's why I remain toaser.

by Joqe May 22, 2006

toastwich

A sandwich made of toasted bread.

I think i'll make a butter and jelly toastwich.

by Nick May 13, 2005

toasty tuesday

when a group of really awesome people gets together and gets super blazed on a tuesday

M: hey you ready to get biz-aked on tuesday?
L: YEAH! I LOVE TOASTY TUESDAYS!

by toastytuesday October 29, 2010

toad hopper

When someone fucks a girl with genital warts and eats her out while saying ribbity

Hey James I heard you gave her a toad hopper how was it?
It tasted like metal and it burns my cock when I piss

by Bob Sullivan April 27, 2014