Junk Drawer

A woman's vagina, where a man puts his junk.

"I put my junk in her junk drawer!"

by skold September 16, 2008

Junk of the Heart

3rd album - THE KOOKS

-Hey! have you heard? The Kooks release a new album!
-Yes, Junk of the Heart!
-Can’t wait for September 12th !
-Yeah, me neither. They are the best band ever!

by paofrench September 10, 2011

holy junk

Used to describe the moment. A clean version of Holy Shit!

Holy Junk Batman!!!

by armega March 4, 2011

Jungle Junk

A penis so large that it belong's in the jungle.

After seeing Alonzo's penis, I no longer think that jungle junk is a myth.

by EthanHoodrat July 30, 2009

jesus junk

jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about

godgobbers are complete fools believing in all that biblical jesus junk and godsmuck.
It's all total bullshit.

by Auzziegob. March 31, 2009

junk in the trunk

1) A warning that a man might not be adequately equipped for the task at hand.
2) An attempt to convey a sense of pride in one’s inability to put down a Twinkie.
3) An extremely lame attempt to separate buttocks by ethnicity, and avoid the obvious connotation of a complete lack of self-control.

Do not approach Gloria from behind without a helmet on as she has too much junk in the trunk.

by billy gisher November 9, 2006

junk ball

A two-person game played with a beach ball. Players stand approximately 15 feet apart and take turns kicking the beach ball towards the other person's crotch. The receiver must toe the line and can't move. First person to touch a knee to the ground or forfeit loses. Dodging the blow results in another kick. Best played in mesh shorts.

Jon's sensitive nuts made him bad at junk ball.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004