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Mount Olive

Mount Olive is a suburb in Morris county New Jersey including two towns; Budd Lake and Flanders; where all the kids feel the need to act all gangster and smoke weed like crazy. There's not even a true MOUNTAIN in Mount Olive, just some midget ass hill that they decided to name the district after. Every kid in MO knows where to get some pot if they really need it. The high school sucks; the inside looks like some psych ward and anyone that goes there knows that "The choice.. is yours." Don't get me started on the football team. Mount Olive has the most pride out there, yet the football team sucks balls and never wins. Ever. I usually end up cheering for the other team at the football games and pretend like I don't live in MO, because I am quite ashamed of it. Everyone shows up to the games despite the fact though; most kids smoke or the girls give blow jobs out in the woods there. The cops are all assholes that don't have anything better to do except harass the teenagers. Oh, if you're not in Dunkin Donuts, you arent cool, and if you don't walk everywhere, you're not cool either. 8th graders have been suspended for sending out nude pics of their flat chested selves, and they're more likely to get pregnant than anyone else in MO. Basically, if you're planning on moving to Mount Olive, I highly suggest you DON'T.
"Mount Olive? That sounds like a nice place..."
"You must be high fool..."
by MOHS student October 25, 2009
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oliver shuffle

n. extremely gay type of jumpshot. usually accompanied by a three-to seven step travel.
1.Oh snap! Did you see that oliver shuffle?

2.First the oliver shuffle followed by the ballerina style rebound! Incredible!
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Oliver Garside

Angel eyes, the living incarnate of Lee Van Cleef in 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.' if this is your name, then god help any who meet your gaze.
Oliver Garsides, if your walking in the street, and someone crosses your path, stare them into submission.
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Coach Oliver

A mentally unstable man who penguin walks and had the personality of a special needs individual who constantly eats tuna. His classroom smells like wet dog.
Coach Olivers’s hairline goes past his skull.
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Oliver Riedel

Ollie is a bassist in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein. He is very tall. On stage he usually stands on left in back.
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Oliver humor

A combination of facebook-mom memes and iFunny jokes. Not a used as a compliment. Can be a cause for depression and general discomfort
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Oliver Sawyer

Little rat who misses football training to play FIFA. Also very attractive sister.
by James&Dibs October 12, 2021
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