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Jew eat?

Compressed phrase that means "Did you eat?" often heard as "Jew eat?" by particularly sensitive and/or peculiarly paranoid people of the Jewish persuasion, especially when asked by a goy (non-Jew). "Jew eat?" syndrome was first exposed to mass culture by Woody Allen in his Oscar-winning film "Annie Hall" (1977).
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to his calm friend Rob (Tony Roberts):

"You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?"

-- Woody Allen, screenplay for "Annie Hall"
by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006
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Jew Job

A) To find a solution in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy, usually performed in a pooorly planned caper.
B) To jew someone by selling stolen items back to the unwitting victim at a lower price.
C) Paying one man to perform the task usually done by five.
Person 1: "I've been digging this ditch alone for days now, sure wish boss would hire some help!"
Person 2: "Shit boy, you are the help! You just got jew jobbed!"

Example: Sending your employees to another business to steal cleaning suplies, napkins, condiments, paper and other essential suplies rather than buy it themselves.
by Greg Hudson & Andy Smith December 2, 2007
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jew kill

to kill some one cheapily while playing video games
Justin, what the fuck man?!? That was a jew kill and you know it
by Master Marshall August 14, 2008
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Jew Monkey

(N.) Someone or something that is a complete ass.

(Adj.) Someone or something that pissing you off.
(V.) The act of being a complete douche bag.
YOU MUTHAFUCKIN JEW MONKEY!!!
by Pwn Sauce October 21, 2010
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jew-fro

A sytle of hair worn by gangster jews. It is a mix of gangster afro and jewish curls.
Mike Marton-Rollins and Alex the tron Carson both sport the jew-fro
by M Cizzle October 30, 2004
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Jew it down

to try to get a lower price on something
Seller: This is the best I can do
Jew: come on cant you jew it down a bit?
by dboyfromdahood March 2, 2012
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jew on a stick

guy 1 "holy jew on a stick!"

guy 2 "ya mean jesus christ?"
by HappyHenry35 September 22, 2006
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