Crap Kid

Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.

Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"

Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."

by Adolf Lincoln May 10, 2018

crap snap

When someone Snapchat's while taking a crap

Jenny thought she elevated her bathroom selfie game, but all she just took a crap snap

by BLaZn20z July 5, 2016

Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.

Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

Crap Bag

a bag that was full of shit inside it

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"

by LolmynameisLOL June 1, 2016

crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.

Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.

by The Pikachu Master November 6, 2012