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Sloppy Wisconsin

When someone gives you a blow job with nacho cheese in their mouth.
“Linda gave me a Sloppy Wisconsin last night!”
by anonymous August 21, 2022
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Wisconsin vs. Yoda

Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.
It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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Wisconsin blackout

A popular drink found only in bars local to Wisconsin, Delaware, Detroit, Bangladesh, and Cincinnati. The the drink has elusive ingredients though it's effects are well documented. Most common effects are hallucinations and a lack of object permanence. Of course the name is derived from it's place of creation and it's usual tendency to cause people to blackout soon after consumption.
Person A: Dude I was in Bangladesh a few months ago. Have you ever heard of or tried a Wisconsin blackout?

Person B: A Wisconsin what?

Person A: Bro that shit had me fucked up. I think I pierced my own kneecap but I really can't remember.
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
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Wisconsin Cheesewheel

to masterbate until one reaches climax and then squeezes the penis so no ejaculation ejects and then proceeds to do a cartwheel while letting go of the penis to squirt semen everywhere; the be doing the action must be from the state of Wisconsin
Dude! Way to make all your cum go everywhere by doing the Wisconsin Cheesewheel!!!
by Flippinteggy October 6, 2022
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Wisconsin Cheesesteak

When one person pours liquid cheese over someone’s ass and then eats it out.
I say Joey buying cheese dip at the store yesterday. He’s definitely prepping for a Wisconsin Cheesesteak.
by Shovelbum October 18, 2022
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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