Someone you meet up with online and masturbate with on cam. There are two likely outcomes to this situation- you either eventually get over each other, or eventually get under each other. It depends on how excellent and sexy the wank buddy is as to which you will allow to happen.
A classic mistake is performed by the "one sided" wank buddy- ie, only one person puts on their cam and relies on the snazzy wording of the other person to get them off. When they eventually see the other person, they usually turn out to be a middle aged fat man eating a bag of doritos with the same hand he's wanking with. This leads to suicidal moments and feelings of being deeply unclean. TAKE NOTE- Screen your prospective wank buddy before you take off your pants and get stuck in.
A classic mistake is performed by the "one sided" wank buddy- ie, only one person puts on their cam and relies on the snazzy wording of the other person to get them off. When they eventually see the other person, they usually turn out to be a middle aged fat man eating a bag of doritos with the same hand he's wanking with. This leads to suicidal moments and feelings of being deeply unclean. TAKE NOTE- Screen your prospective wank buddy before you take off your pants and get stuck in.
"No, I don't want to watch Glee with you, I've got plans with my wank buddy"
"Thank God I've got a wank buddy, or I'd just cry myself into a sexless and frustrated sleep"
"Thank God I've got a wank buddy, or I'd just cry myself into a sexless and frustrated sleep"
by MagickDio March 4, 2010
Get the Wank Buddymug. To pull over and masturbate when driving long distances. Much like the advised "power nap" to avoid accidents.
"Man, ive got one hell of a boner, better pull over and power wank."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hTWzmxSJQ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hTWzmxSJQ8
by Baxt October 17, 2008
Get the Power Wankmug. The length of time you wife/girlfriend is out shopping, getting hair done etc that you have to indulge in a bit of me time.
Right, thats the missus away out for an hour, lets get the porn stash out, i have a good 'Wank Window' to get the deed done
by Niall Reid January 5, 2008
Get the Wank Windowmug. When someone doesn't wash their hands after having a wank and then goes about their daily business as usual. Never share food with someone you suspect to have wank hands.
by Bradz88 July 14, 2011
Get the Wank handsmug. by RaGiNgFaNg January 15, 2009
Get the Pissy Wankmug. by Lovebugeater March 10, 2014
Get the kamikaze wankmug. Top most wanked to people featured on thankyourwank.com The Wall of Wanks includes man, woman and celebrities that the users of the website +1 everytime they wank thinking about them.
Everyone wanks so hard at Hayley Williams that no wonder she is always featured on the wall of wanks of thankyourwank.com
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
Get the wall of wanksmug.