Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.

Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.

by Angrydriver May 13, 2022

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Seiler Spread

When you go over to Dan’s for some puh and his son Ben is sitting unsuspecting in the corner so you lowkey grab his ass and start brutally spreading and fucking his tight asshole until he ejaculates into a jar then you frost honeybuns with this ejaculatory liquid and heat them up to a crisp 1200° to absolutely launch at the homeless

Yo dude I hit a crazy seiler spread last night! My walls were dripping with semen bro!

by gary_smith42 November 13, 2025

Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it

Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man

by Hog wild November 9, 2018

Thot Spreading

The act of a thot spreading her legs as far as they can go to attract mates

“Damn man, look at that girl thot spreading over there”

by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 8, 2018

Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.

In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!

by Pikla August 10, 2018

Spread illegal

To man spread

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡

by FP.27 November 23, 2022