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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
by CodFish2 January 31, 2025
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Bribe the Pope

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.
by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015
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Sheep Pope

an act of bdsm sex when you spank the person's ass and claim they've been naughty even though they've done nothing. Then you cum at the wall screaming "BIG BIG CUMGUS BIG CUMGUS" while your partner puts on a ball stretcher. you then go in doggystyle and watch pewdiepie and keanu chungus having sex whoelsome 100
me and my gf had Sheep Pope last night, it was ecstatic.
by thetechtoot October 27, 2020
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send the pope

(1) Having your best friend or significant other coming and making you feel better in an instant.

(2) Someone important to you that's not family making you feel better through text or call because of a mental illness you have.

(3) Someone coming to the rescue right when you need it.
(1) Hey Meg, can you send the pope?

(2) Send the pope please.

(3) I need you to send the pope cause this party blows.
by Jonelle167 June 28, 2016
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Pope

The type of dude that thinks he gets ass and thinks he has everything figured out. In all reality, he’s a simp and one of the slummiest in the group. Commonly seen as the biggest puss in the group.
Thank God I’m not Pope. You’re the Pope of the group.
by YungKingDave March 9, 2020
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Chris pope

Fat 50 year old virgin
by Whale Gina July 28, 2022
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Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.
Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear
by Tillers December 27, 2023
mugGet the Pope’s tearmug.

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