Chilly Hobo

The act of inserting both hands inside a women, then rubbing your hands together as if you were a cold homeless person trying to warm up.

I brought a girl home last night and she had me do the “chilly hobo” on her, it was dope.

by Richarazardd July 7, 2022

smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.

I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.

by hiresake May 24, 2014

hobo bourgeois

A new class of late 20-somethings that are accustom to the "finer things" but are suddenly finding themselves strapped for cash and job hunting. Best used as an adjective for a behavioral juxtoposition which demonstrates the clash between their residual behaviors/issues from their former and current lifestyles.

My phone is messed up. I think when I went to Europe and switched sim cards, I damaged my american sim card. Now I'm too busy job hunting and too broke to replace it. I know, boo-ho me and my hobo bourgeois excuses...

by Rita Hudetz March 11, 2009

Hobo Finger

When a man and a woman are having sex, and when the man is sweaty enough, he scrubs his finger down his ass crack and around the asshole and wipes it under the woman's nose. Or when the woman has not bathed in a long time and her vagina smells really nasty, she fingers it and wipes it under the mans nose.

Paul McCartney gave Yoko Ono the hobo finger last night.

Samantha Ronson gives Lindsay Lohan the hobo finger every day.

It smells like hobo finger in here!

by Sillybob15 May 30, 2011

hobo whore

any female that is homeless that goes to bar to find someone willing to buy them drinks and then asks for a place to stay for the night. may or may not include sex as a hobo whore generally passes out before the act can take place.

"DUDE, don't buy that hobo whore more drinks, she's just going to pass out and accuse you of rape!"

by would789 October 15, 2006

Hobo cologne

Febreeze.

Dude why do you smell like hobo cologne? Money really tight this month?

by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011

hobo handwarmer

Defacating or urinating into a ziplock bag to keep your hands warm.

Dude its so cold you want me to make you a hobo handwarmer

by Sketchy boy January 2, 2016