vern dew

Crazy, unhinged, deadly;

Run for your life, it’s Vern Dew!

by Edensgrace July 24, 2019

mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.

mountain dew black label was the rain.

by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020

Mossy dew drop

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019

Mtn dew sippy cup

A mtn dew sippy cup is when two people (consenting ofc) have sexual relations where one person takes a straw, sips up some mtn dew, puts the straw in the partners ass and releases the mtn dew into their ass and then proceed to let the mtn dew dribble into their mouth.

Tony: hey babe, I’ve been thinking and I wanna do try doing a mtn dew sippy cup in bed tonight
Tony’s hot babe: I mean uh sure dude wtv

by YungCazual December 4, 2024

dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 16, 2023

Milton dew

Someone who smells like mildew but to give them a more creative name.

Dang milton dew smells like mildew.

by Gomer Pyle over der July 6, 2018

dew rot

You are rotting from the inside out because you drank too much dew. Dew could be Mountain Dew or moon shine; this matter has yet to be deciphered. More information soon after I gather undercover information.

I have dew rot.

Why?

I drank too much dew bro.

by cassieainsley February 16, 2014