Chong

Gradation above a chode but below a dong

Ya know she's a keeper of she can suck the chong from behind.

by K fire February 2, 2020

Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.

Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-

Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey

by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025

Chong

To smoke; usually a joint/spliff or blunt.

Friend 1 "That smells like some good weed man"

Friend 2 "It is! Here, have a chong of this!"

by pikypedia August 17, 2024

Ching Chong

Ching Chong or Ching Chang Chong are not to be said unless given authority by an Asian.
Also Ends with the word Wing and Wong

Random Guy walks up to Asian person.
The Guy: "Hey Ching Chong, go eat the dog Wing Wong"
Asian: "I'm gonna beat your ass if you don't skedaddle"
The Guy: "Ight, I don't want the smoke"

by aang01 October 30, 2023

Chong

To roughly assemble something.

How quickly can you Chong this window frame together?

Just doing a bit of Chong to this bookshelf.

by Long hong May 23, 2023

Ching Chong

A racist word used to define a Chinese person. it's used whenever a Chinese or asian looking person walks along the street

Hey john! Look at the ching chong!
Hey dude he's not Chinese

by Keilwo April 25, 2023

chong

Refers to the act of going for a "chong" aka going outside to waste time / have a smoke / spark a joint / dance around.

Also can be used to refer to someone else in a derogatory manner.

Hey let's go chong outside real quick.

Hey, fat chong, how's it going?

by chongmiester October 19, 2022