hello tits

Tits that you notice, and which seem to greet you, long before the rest of their owner

Dude: You should ask Karen out, she's fun and has those hello tits

by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

great tit

A great tit in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I saw some great tits in the park today.
Birdwatching is fascinating.

by notwikkler February 23, 2017

picasso tits

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

tit whip

to hit someone, usually in their face, with your breasts

please dont tit whip me i find it very annoying or how funny was that tit whip i just did on your face

by lingaff December 9, 2009

Tit Rug

An repulsive amount of pubes on a human male chest.

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.

by The Crisco Kid December 13, 2008

Ghost tits

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.

Greg: How was your date last night?
Louis: I couldn’t finish she has ghost tits.

by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020

Tits Relief

When you are in a frustrating or boring circumstance, but there is a lady there with a nice bosom, so the situation is a little bit better. Kind of like when there is Comic Relief to lighten up the mood, its Tits Relief

"Man I hate being in this waiting room"

"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"

by touchdown49ers November 29, 2011