tenting

When an erection forms a tent-shaped bulge in your trousers due to an erection

Billy, do you mind belt-looping please? Your totally tenting right now and you need to put it away or i'm gonna puke

by tory borty September 2, 2013

Toilet Texting

To send picture messages of toilets from various places (usually bars) to friends. The picture should include a caption of where the toilet was photographed. Preferrably (but not necessarily), the toilet should be empty!

Toilet Texting: "Here is the shitter at Nuzback's Bar on Route 1 in Laurel, MD."

by Dickage December 18, 2008

girls texting :)

when you and your girl friend are texting and she texts you and her reply is only this -> :) <- that means she not really happy for you and or excited she just want to get back to what shes doing because shes bord and she just want to end the conversation to do something else.

example: girls texting :)"
guy text: hey
girl text: hey
guy text: what are you doing
girl text: watching tv and facebook. you?
guy text: laying down
girl text: thats cool
guy text: not really
girl text: :)
guys mind: wtf
girl mind: facebook facebook facebook

by wes burnett June 30, 2011

Day texting

Texting that happens during the day. It is naturally not sexual and involves feelings other than sexual arousal. Most day texting conversations include phrases like "how are you today" or "how was work?" With the occasional "let's have lunch." It's normally subsequent hook ups and precedes a relationship.

Tessa: OMG he is totally day texting me!!
Mason: well I guess he wants more than just a hook up.

by Rotolo's April 20, 2014

rage texting

When you and your ex are having an enraged argument through text message, often leading to phone being thrown by responses

After 20 minutes of rage texting with my ex, I threw my cell phone on the couch and walked away.

by pinkbungadoo April 17, 2014

rapid fire torture texting

To text incensantly with rapid fire speed so that as person is responding with text, they are continually receiving texts from one or more senders. Also known as Comrade Heathen Rapid Fire Text. Causes uncontrollable giggling on senders part and unimaginable frustration on receivers part. Has been linked to stealing of fur hats.

Mary Ellen and Stumble Biscuits were rapid fire torture texting Maria whilst Maria was heading over to their house. By the time she arrived she was in a frenzied state while the senders were stuck in extreme non-stop giggles.

by FunDipAQ July 29, 2012

Tasting the Rainbow

When a "straight" dude sucks a gay's weasel.

Yo man, my boy meek peaced out early last night, he was busy tasting the rainbow.

by Von Meek January 23, 2009