N. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably Japanese girls. If you throw an apple to the girls' mouth and it sticks, she fails. you don't date her. In fact you should Run!
"I met this really cute Japanese girl in Tokyo, but she failed the apple test, so I couldn't hook up with her."
by lampshady August 12, 2006
Get the apple testmug. The act of sneaking up on someone in an attempt to determine whether they are prepared to elude an aggressive sexual assault
Roommate1: How did Bridget do on her rape test last night?
Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed
Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed
by Games from Mega November 29, 2011
Get the Rape Testmug. The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.
by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010
Get the Test Wipemug. by Jack-hole-lantern June 8, 2017
Get the Teste-moanymug. What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.
I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!
by extanction January 25, 2009
Get the testes forestmug. by milleant January 27, 2011
Get the friend testmug. Besties with testes is a non profit orginazation for testicular Cancer awareness. Based out of denver colorado, and expanded to Phoenix Arizona Besties with testes brings Cancer awareness in a fun way Uncle Sam wants YOU to touch your self. Check your nuts early detection saves lives. 1 in 5 men aged 15-35+ will be diagnosed with testicular Cancer if caught early enough if is curable.
by Queen of the balls April 25, 2016
Get the besties with testesmug.