tech billionaires

The most evil people you can think of, want to destroy the world for profit

Man FUCK tech billionaires, Elon Muskrat can suck my fat dick

by jinxlol1427 February 27, 2022

De-techie-ized

verb. To be stripped of your social status as a Techie.
adj. To lack the average computer skills.

1) verb. There's a new kid at school, he's great with computers, I think I've been de-techie-ized.

2) adj.
Fred: Dam, my computer froze, control alt enter didn't work.
Bob: Ha, it's control alt delete, you are so de-techie-ized.

by TheGuyWithTheBrain September 2, 2010

McCann Tech

McCann Technical is full of rednecks. This country shit show of a school has a vice-principle who is a perv. The school has a shit-ass sports team.

I go to McCann Tech

by ygjwevfbdhkusdgfhkbw November 9, 2022

TECHER WHORE

A girl who sleeps with guys that go to any automotvie school

Amber is a fucking techer whore

by Charlie Ramos July 28, 2004

tech hermit

(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.

"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."

by DarceLynn January 1, 2009

Tech Sex ED 101

Safe sex education for those who can't just say no and have on line sex with strangers.

Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.

by bullshitzer July 8, 2010

Tech Bully

A person with above average tech knowledge, who, upon learning you have a new "gadget", peppers you with technical questions he knows you don't know the answers to, in order to stump..therefore embarrass you, making you feel as though you may not actually deserve to have the gadget.

Suzi: Look at my new digital camera.
Dean: Oh cool, how many maga pixles does it have? How many millimeters is the zoom? Is it HD?
Suzi: ..... um, I don't know...it was a gift you Tech Bully.
Dean: You really should know that.

by Suziword March 2, 2011