tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina

I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!

by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024

used tampon

the penis of a bachelor who fornicates with people and refuses to restrict itself to only one person forever, a playboy

"A fornicator tried to hit me in my private parts with his used tampon. I ducked his used tampon and it didn't touch me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

tammy tampon rimjob

the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim

mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate

by Madman240 January 18, 2021

columbian tampon

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.

I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.

by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016

Tampon lips

Is were your eating pussy and one of your ferishes are eating pussy blood and she shoved your lips in her pussy on her period

James. Gobble gobble.

Jenny. Shove those lips inside me I'm on my period
James. My lips are tampon lips

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 20, 2018

Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

by Lotek March 2, 2015