Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.

Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.

by Rostiboots April 5, 2011

enchanting table

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft

John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot

by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a: To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b: To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

by Mahus March 8, 2012

you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.

person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-

by katkit27 November 8, 2020

running the table

Relating to billiards: Taking the break, then proceeding to pocket every ball thereafter without miss or scratch.

by ltdrifter February 2, 2003

Flip the table

An action taken when an individual becomes so frustrated with a game or task that they seek not only to give up, but to do so in a fashion sufficiently expressing their anger. Though most often used to refer to tabletop or card games (Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, etc.), it can be used for any game or job.

See also rage quit

"That move was total bull! You didn't deserve to win, that was all luck!"
"Whoa, no need to flip the table."

by PsykoMutt May 27, 2016