Zach Thomas

A Person that stright up distroys you at anything you do. Always better than you (The Best). Best Middle Line Backer in the NFL. Better than the Ray Lewis' and the Patrick Willis'

You see that fool just Zach Thomas that guy? Your the next Zach Thomas. Keep hitting people like that and people start calling you Zach Thomas

by Dre3000 March 6, 2009

toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by bullterrier January 1, 2009

toasted walnut

A lesbian sexual experience when a girl puts Nutella on her partner's clit, blows on it and then licks it off.

Person 1: Wow, Rachel gave Jamie a toasted walnut last night.
Person 2: I wish I was Jamie.

by Jennifer Wychek January 22, 2017

thomas smith

Thomas Smith an awesome guy that would be dating a girl named Olivia he’s very outgoing and loves to hear problems from friends when needed help. Also he’s very very sexy and had a massive penis

Wow Thomas Smith is so cool

by Jacob Pope December 13, 2019

freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off

dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk

by o'deezy May 18, 2006

Bleese toast

The art of consuming some nice old-fashioned cheese toast whilst receiving a blow job.

After picking up 3 GOMERs from ES on a Monday morning, I headed up to the SRO for some bleese toast.

by Sigma Rho Omega Kids January 17, 2008

make toast in the bathtub

Usually told to someone you really want to kill themselves, but don't want to explicitly say "kill yourself".

"Hey dude you should really check out this cool new anime-"
"Make toast in the bathtub"

by Maleficent Dolphin March 24, 2017